would thi prisoner
in thi bar
please stand
fur thi aforesaid crime
uv writn anuthir poem
awarded thi certificate of safety
by thi scottish education department
fit tay be used in schools
huvn no bad language
sex subversion or antireligion
I hereby sentence you
tay six munths hard labour
doon nthi poetry section
uv yir local library
coontn thi fuckin metaphors
Tom Leonard